Posted 1 minute ago

isabela-stole-my-book:

44% of the audience of Guardians of the Galaxy is female and all the speculation states that women went to see it for Chris Pratt’s body. I don’t think that’s fair. Maybe (and this is crazy) they just like kickass movies with space shit and explosions. Maybe women can do things without men being their motivation. Maybe.

Posted 15 minutes ago

airyairyquitecontrary:

lizardsenjoyinglife:

Turns out that dragons are real and they come from South Africa (Latin name ‘Smaug giganteus’)

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IT’S SO LITTLE AND POINTY AND CUTE.

Posted 48 minutes ago
Fuck, my tea.
me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via hacelgrace)

(Source: madopiano)

Posted 49 minutes ago

the best swedish insults

useless-swedenfacts:

  • skitstövel = shit boot
  • träskalle = wood head
  • puttefnask = no direct translation; a physically small prostitute
  • snorvalp = snot puppy
Posted 22 hours ago

mulder:

scully:

mulder no

mulder yes

Posted 22 hours ago

zayndehaan:

marvel movies that need to be made, stat.

Posted 1 day ago

milkattack:

when u think yr drawing looks great but then u flip the canvas

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Posted 1 day ago

assholedisney:

I strongly identify with wood elves because I too like to drink wine and talk about how men are failing

Posted 1 day ago

sleeplessnightsofthinking:

thenimbus:

presidentobarna:

crazyress:

snortrax:

mamashortstack:

hoW DID I EVEN MISS THIS REMIX

OH M Y GOD

THIS IS MY SONG

SOMEONE MADE IT SOUND GOOD

THEY CLEANED UP THE VOCALS AND ADDED A DESCANT TO THE CHORUS ARE YOU SHITTING ME

THIS IS REALLY GOOD

watch out for my body rolls watch out for my body rolls
fuck it’s way catchier than i want it to be

Goddammit

Posted 1 day ago

http://zerachin.tumblr.com/post/97660737614/stardust-rain-stardust-rain-sometimes

stardust-rain:

stardust-rain:

sometimes tumblr’s US-centric social justice makes me so fucking frustrated. Right now sweden’s third biggest party are literally neo-nazis and our elections couldn’t even get onto trending tags today, goddamit.

Okay, so the post is gaining notes and…

Posted 1 day ago

rrrick:

astrodidact:

Three years ago, researchers fired whisky to the International Space Station as part of an experiment to see how the conditions in space change flavours. Next month, the whisky will return to Earth.

Scotland’s contribution to space research. Good job.

Posted 2 days ago

vinegod:

Athletic roommate by Rudy Mancuso

Posted 3 days ago

judgebunnie:

undereyelids:

Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits

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Posted 3 days ago

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

Posted 3 days ago